Alright y’all. This
post is a little long, but I’ve had a lot of adventures in the past few
days.
This weekend I headed South to the Amalfi Coast for a little
September sun! It was so beautiful. I brought Jenny along with me, and we had
quite the adventure.
First, we tried to leave an hour before our bus was
departing from the Rome train station. However,
the buses were behind schedule because it was pouring rain. So we had the porter (our security guard)
call us a cab. It was a good thing we
did, because it took all of an hour to get to the station. Our cab driver was a hot mess. He made a gun with his fingers and pretended
to take out every person who got in our way.
He would love the 2nd amendment. We scared him to death when Avril Lavigne
came on his Italian radio and we started singing karaoke in the backseat. I think Avril Lavigne is angsty and Jenny
said the song reminded her of sad kittens.
I think he thought we were crazy.
We met up with the student tour group we were traveling
with. I am ashamed of what I have to
tell you next. We got McDonalds. And it was phenomenal. I can’t even describe it; it was so good. I never thought those words would come out of
my mouth. After that, we met up with the
rest of the group. Jenny and I are a
little…different than everyone else. You
could compare us to grandmas and compare everyone else to….I don’t have
words. Our bus ride was a little rowdy,
to say the least. I think some people
thought the Greyhound was their own personal party bus. Jenny looked at me and told me that she
thought we were the black horses of the group.
I took a confused moment and then asked her if she meant black
sheep. That’s what she meant. But she was right.
Three loud hours later, we arrived at our hostel. Which was SO nice. It was like a hotel. Some of the girls who we were rooming with
weren’t….as friendly as we are. But that
was OK. Jenny and I try to get along
with everyone. So we went into the
dorm-style room with ten beds, only to find out that there were eleven girls
trying to fill them. One girl looked at
the two of us, pointed, and said, “THEY were the last two in. You both can’t stay here. I’m going to talk to the guide.” Well, that’s all we had to hear. We chased her down the stairs and right up to
the people in charge. As she started
complaining about us, I jumped on in and said that I would be more than happy
to pay a little extra for a private room.
Luck was on our side that day, and we ended up in a private room with a
private bathroom—just for me and Jenny—and for free! Everyone else was in dorm-style. We felt a little bit like the divas that we
are, but the staff was SO accommodating and it was way better than staying with
people we didn’t know.
After we settled into our air conditioned, private room, we
headed to bed. Everyone else was hitting
the hotel bar and going out, but we were over it. We just wanted to sleep and use the free
Wifi.
In the morning, we headed to Capri for a full day. We took a boat from Sorrento, and wow, was it
choppy! We started on a big boat and
switched to a smaller boat to go to the Blue Grotto. It’s a cave where you can go swimming. Unfortunately, since it was raining and the
waves were so big and rough, they wouldn’t let us swim inside. That was ok with me; I knew there was no
Ashton Kutcher to rescue me Guardian-style.
The views were still wonderful, even in the rain!
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Jenny and Mary Jane |
When we arrived in Capri, we poked around the town, but we
really wanted to go up to Anacapri, which is on top. Jenny bought the ugliest umbrella that either
of us had ever seen. She thought it was
all black, but when she opened it, it was dark green and brown printed
leaves. We thought it looked a little
suspicious…so we named her Mary Jane.
Mary Jane the Umbrella was our third friend this weekend and she
protected us from so many unexpected rainshowers. We
took a bus up there, around the cliffs.
All Jenny and I could think was that we were either going to die by
falling off the cliff in the bus, or from a heart attack worrying about falling
off the cliff. But we made it
safely! The town was SO cute, even in
the rain. Lots of boutiques,
restaurants, and gelato. We found the
infamous sandal man, who makes custom sandals.
Anne went here when she was in Capri, and loved it, so we had to
go! It was like dying and going to
sandal heaven. The little sandal man
loved us. We got so many photos with
him, and found so many cute shoes! Of
course, we wanted to buy every pair, but we settled on what we really wanted. Photos to come! In the
shoe store, I ran into a sweet family from Tuscumbia, Alabama. They were at Tuscaloosa the same time as my
Mom, and they were sooo sweet. She gave
me a hug from the south when they left.
Love Southerners.
After surviving several torrential downpours, we went home
and went to bed at 11pm, like the little old ladies we are. The guides came up at dinner and asked if we
were getting on the bus to downtown with everyone, who were all in their club
outfits, and we tried not to look too lame as we told her that we really just
wanted to watch Under the Tuscan Sun. It
was hard enough to not wear our pajamas down to the dinner table.
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The coral!!! |
The next day, we went to Positano. This was definitely my favorite stop. SO beautiful, and the weather was definitely
cooperating that day. They dropped us at
the top of the city and we walked all the way down to the rock beaches. I wanted to stop in every single linen shop
that I saw, but I refrained. Jenny and I
hopped on a local bus to head to another town to find a restaurant that Anne
and her sorority sisters love. We found
the restaurant, and Mamma, the proprietor, but she was hosting a cooking class
and so she was closed. We were so upset,
but we found Mom’s signature in the guestbook and we left our own. I also got a picture with Mamma.
We thought we were going to be stranded in this town; hungry
and alone, with no options because it was obviously a residential town and not
at all touristy. Just as I was about to
have to hitchhike, the bus showed up! We
headed back to Positano and found the best paninis that we have ever
eaten. Mine had lots and lots of
mozzarella, pesto, and prosciutto.
Yum! We picnicked on the stone
beach, and ended up falling asleep in the sun.
Mary Jane protected our bags from the drizzling rain and from anyone
trying to snatch our belongings. We
loved her, and we referred to her every ten minutes the whole trip.
We poked around Positano, getting gelato, and shopping in
the little boutiques until it was time to leave. We got back on the bus and decided that we
were probably just going to end up watching a movie again….and we had one in
mind. Backstory: Jenny and I were
talking the other night about things we were deprived of as children. I wasn’t allowed to watch Rugrats because
Angelica was too mean to her mother, and Jenny wasn’t allowed to watch CatDog
because her parents thought it was unnatural.
We both found a movie we weren’t allowed to see: Crossroads, with
Britney Spears. We both ended up seeing
it sneakily at birthday parties anyway.
All we wanted to do this weekend was watch Crossroads, so we rented it
on the ipad. I understand, Mom. I get it now.
I shouldn’t But it was hilarious to watch it again anyway. We mostly just made fun of the acting and
then the fact that we were lame enough to be watching a Britney Spears movie at
10pm instead of hitting the town. Then
we started hearing fireworks. I, of
course, thought they were gun shots and hit the floor. What is the world coming to?!
The next morning, we packed up our new shoes and headed to
Pompeii. I can’t even tell you some of
the people we have run into. A big group
of girls said they didn’t want to see piles of dirt, and skipped the Pompeii
tour to find somewhere to lay out. I was
dying. Then I met an art history
major. I asked her if she was taking any
art classes in Rome. She told me that
she could “always take art in the States” and “hated having to stare at art and
go to museums.” I’m thinkin’ she may
need a major change…
Our guide in Pompeii was amazing! Enzo.
He was so sassy, but he led a great tour. At the end, we got into a photo with
him. He told us not to worry because he
would keep his hands in plain view. We
saw so many fun things: the oldest brothel, a really nice house with original
frescos, an ancient wine bar, recovered artifacts, a few dead people covered in
ash. It was riveting…and creepy.
We went to a postcard stand so I could get a Pompeii post
card for my collection. The man at the
stand told me that “nice girls don’t pay for postcards, so pick out one you
like.” I took my free postcard and left
before he could change his mind! Look, Dad, I saved 60cents! I’m so
thrifty.
After Pompeii, we headed back to Rome. It was nice to be back at our little
abode. I had made plans on Thursday to
head to a bar with some friends to try and catch the Titans game. (OK, they wanted to watch the Giants game and
they said they would stay while I watched the Titans.) What a waste.
As per usual, they let me down.
The bartender wouldn’t even put the game on one of the big screens. It had to go on a tiny little TV above the
bar. I was very upset. No one can
question my loyalty to the Titans at this point. It was fun because it was a lot of Americans;
students, couples, honeymooners, locals, grandparents, etc., who were all just
trying to catch the Sunday football games.
But everyone in the bar was making fun of my team.
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American Football Night! |
Today is for Monday Funday with Kat. We are going to a teahouse for lunch!
Ciao!!!